For example, this morning, I blocked the toilet.
UNEXPECTEDLY, my half-flush turned into a FULL flush, I PANICKED, NO, NO, NOOOOO, I stepped away as the line of water reached closer… and closer… to the brim. It rose at a medium pace; not too fast, but not too slow. Right as it hit the very peak, millimeters from overflow, WOOOOOSHHHHH, the water rushed down, into the pipes, and my two hands IMMEDIATELY lifted up into the air, as I proclaimed my victory over the toilet.
I wish everybody could’ve seen my toilet victory... maybe they will in the heavenly sitcom.